Tell the world that you're a Triplitarian, and that you don't care to talk about it - wear this 100% cotton tee shirt and everyone around you will just shut up and eat!
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Triplitarian T-Shirt (shipping included)
This shirt very subtly says Triplitarian on the left breast, on the backside it sports the triplitarian triangle. Wear it with pride and shut the Hell up.